Roger White
and Mickey Ratsass
The Story of a Creator and his
Creation
by Roger Bourke White
Jr.
copyright May 2008
Introduction
Hi. I'm Roger White, the writer of
this story and the creator of Mickey Ratsass. I'm a 3D 1T being: I live
in three dimensions of space and one dimension of time. Mickey Ratsass,
my creation, is a 2D 1T being: he lives in two dimensions of space and
one dimension of time.
Mickey is a cartoon character, an animation,
and I'm his loving and caring creator.
I love and care for Mickey, and I have
created his entire universe.
What I'm exploring in this essay is:
How do Mickey and I get along? How do we relate to each other?
I will talk about my relation with
Mickey to illustrate how relations between beings of different dimensionality
are conducted. The way I relate to Mickey is going to be similar to how
a 4D, 2T being who creates 3D, 1T beings is going to relate to them.
What loving and caring 4D, 2T being
has created tens of billions 3D, 1T beings? I will let you figure that
out.
The Axiom of creating Mickey
First Axiom: First off, Mickey doesn't
do a thing unless I put pencil to paper. This means he has no free will.
He, in fact, does not think as I understand the meaning of thinking.
But, he can act like he is thinking.
He does this when I draw in him in a way that makes him look like he's
thinking.
This is Rule Number One of Mickey's
universe: nothing happens in it until I put pencil to paper.
The Interesting Questions
First question: Am I
a loving and caring creator?
Oh yes! I thought long and hard to
create Mickey, and each time I create a new episode, I think more about
him, and I care about how each episode comes out.
Second question: Can
Mickey surprise me?
Well... yes and no. Mickey's actions
can't surprise me. I draw him. I know exactly what he does.
What can surprise me is how I feel
about what he does. I can be happy about how his animation turns out,
or I can be disappointed. I can be surprised at how other 3D, 1T beings
feel about Mickey when they watch him.
Will Mickey sense that surprise? Only
if I draw him doing so. Well... not really. He can be drawn to show surprise,
but he can't really think surprise in any 3D sense.
Third question: How do
I talk to Mickey?
Well... I talk to him in many ways.
The most common way is that I mutter while I draw him... but that way
doesn't show up in any of Mickey's actions.
If I want Mickey to act like he is
talking to me, I draw a picture of myself next to Mickey. Then I draw
Mickey talking to that picture, and the picture of me talking to Mickey.
Is the picture me? No. Does Mickey
think that picture is me? He does if I draw him that way. And I can draw
him as if he understands what I'm saying.
Fourth question: How
does Mickey talk to me?
Well... He doesn't, he's just a drawing.
But when I think about him, I think
about him talking to me. I think about his motivations, and then I draw
them in him. This is where Mickey gets surprising: sometimes I can draw
his motivations clearly, sometimes they just don't seem to come out right.
Fifth question: Do I
care if Mickey worships me?
I smile at this question. The only
way Mickey is going to worship me is if I draw him doing so. To actually
draw him going into a church and getting down on his knees to pray that
he serves me well... and have him do this a lot... Hmm... sounds pretty
narcissistic for my taste, but maybe some animators would enjoy it.
Sixth question: Can Mickey
sin?
He can if I draw him doing so! Watch
this!...
Well... not really. He's not doing
it, I'm doing it.
Can he become habitually or irredeemably
sinful? Only if I draw him that way. His audience may demand it of him,
but his actions are really my habit, my will, not his. Note that he will
change when I change, not when he changes.
Seventh question: Can
my children learn from Mickey?
Oh yes! My children can watch and learn.
Is Mickey the same as a child of mine? No way! He's a creation of mine,
not a child of mine. There's a big difference.
Eighth question: Can
Mickey live in 3D?
Yes! I can make a Mickey Ratsass costume,
and have an actor get inside and perform.
Is 2D Mickey aware of what I've done
when I make a 3D Mickey costume? Not really, because he's not really aware
in the 3D sense at all... but I can sure draw him admiring the 3D costume!
So, he can be quite aware of it in his world. And, ironically, the actor
doing a 3D performance of Mickey is just as real as the 2D animation!
Ninth question: Is it
necessary for me to draw a picture of my only begotten son living in Mickey's
world so Mickey can be redeemed for his sins and the sins of his fathers?
Is it necessary that this drawing of my son suffer a humiliating and painful
death, so that he can take on the sins of Mickey, and then Mickey can
join me?
What a strange question! I drew Mickey.
The sins, if there are any, are mine!
What difference is the painful death
of a drawing going to make to me? This is all so strange...
Where did this question come from?
Tenth question: Is Mickey
created in my image?
He is... but it's a pale, pale image.
He can't think like I do. He can't act like I do. He doesn't face the
same world I do. Calling him an image of me is fun, but he sure can't
act in my place in any meaningful way.
And, making a 3D, 1T version of Mickey,
a Mickey costume, doesn't really bring him any closer to being like me,
or being part of me.
Conclusion
The world of the creator and the creation
are different. It is really hard to "map" processes, such as
thinking and sin, from beings of one set of dimensions to beings of another
set.
Those people who claim to know what
the creator of our universe is thinking, have to explain how they are
bridging a thinking difference that is similar to the difference between
Roger White thinking and Mickey Ratsass thinking. If they don't have a
good explanation of how they are doing that, they are just guessing.
Those people who claim there is an
afterlife with the creator have to explain what the equivalent of a 2D
creation is going to bring to the equivalent of a 3D existence. If they
don't, then the afterlife is going to be the equivalent of a 3D Mickey
costume being made from the inspiration of looking at a 2D Mickey cartoon.
This is some explaining that I've never
seen done well by anyone who tells me he or she believes in a loving and
caring Creator.
-- The End --
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