"Welcome, youngin, and come set for a while."
"You're here for some story telling from ole Rojero, right?"
"Well... best you keep in mind that these are an old man's fantasy stories, and I like a story where a boy meets a girl, catches her and ties her up, and by the end of the story she's happy it happened... usually, real happy."
"If you've got a problem with this kind of story, then I suggest you move on... and stay the hell off my lawn!"
"But, if you be liking what you read, give ole Rojero a warm fuzzy."
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The Accident -- "Whoops! My dad will kill me if he finds out about this accident. Isn't there something we can do?.." she asks the tall, dark stranger in the other car. |
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Camp Kidnap -- How I want to colonize a new planet. |
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Climbing Mount Olympus -- Meeting some new women in an, "Oh, so special way." |
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Community Service -- These war-protesting ladies get an unusual sentence, and learn a new way to serve their community. |
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Free Thinker Pains -- Free thinkers can be such a pain in the... something! |
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I conquer the Magnificent Seven -- not the samurais, silly! |
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Identity Theft -- Getting a date with seven beautiful women at the same time. |
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Lockdown!, Yeah!, Lockdown my Heart! -- What happens when a school lockdown goes as planned, but not as planned by the school authorities? |
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Losing Mr. Right -- the story of a perfect, but not endless, romance. |
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Mission Improbable -- What happens to you if your daddy is James Bond? |
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A Night with Ole Emo -- Who wants to face the ghost in the haunted house? |
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Office of Love -- Unusual lessons can be taught in very ordinary places. |
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The Pedestal -- This pedestal holds an object of beauty... yes, indeed! |