This story is in my book "Tips for Tailoring Spacetime Fabric Vol. 1" which is now available at Author House -- Amazon -- Barnes and Noble and other fine book sellers, search for "Roger Bourke White Jr."

And Where Does the Five Hundred Pound Alien Sleep?

by Roger Bourke White Jr., copyright 2010

The intention of this story is to portray an alien who is just too creepy and too dangerous for mankind to deal with.

They would come, they would see, they would cut bait.

Do I succeed?


Just as parasitic disease is an inevitable consequence of the evolution of organized multicellular life, I suspect we will find that every civilization carries within its evolution the seeds of its own destruction.

And in some cases, those seeds must succeed in growing and bearing fruit.

Professor Rogelio de Blanco
University of Fornax
Chair of Extraterrestrial Civilizations, 1991